It’s April so maybe you’ve heard,
from a friend or from a little bird:
the Day of Thrones events
of years past were intense.
We decided to put on a third.
It’s all ages, kinda like field day,
Imagine the games that we will play.
We’ll have contests of brawn
and brains on the lawn
at Margaret Pace Park on the bay.
Now write down April 22nd
because that’s the day you’ll be beckoned.
It’s from 10 to 3
to join a team with pals or a friend.
Some news about Governor Scott,
who just announced his latest thought:
That he’d much rather be
Senator in D.C.
than down here where it’s humid and hot.
At Miami Worldcenter high rise
A developer is turning his eyes
to the future nonstop.
He’ll build a rooftop
where you can land a car that flies.
He sat in traffic with a horde
of angry drivers in discord.
Parker Lake switched jobs
to bypass the mobs—
now he gets there by paddleboard.
Brightline train struck a man on Sunday
on the tracks passing through Delray.
He’s the sixth to have died
(might’ve been suicide).
Everyone stay off the tracks, ok?
If you drive here you feel “fight or flight.”
But Miami was named “Least Uptight
City” in the US
based on (more or less)
hashtags that may not be quite right.
The rapper known as Cardi B
showed her baby bump on TV
But before that event
She hid in a tent
At club E11even Miami.
Back to regularly scheduled programming tomorrow.