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Last year's triumphant winners, the Blue Flames.

A FIGHT FOR THE CROWN

It’s April so maybe you’ve heard,

from a friend or from a little bird:

the Day of Thrones events

of years past were intense.

We decided to put on a third.

 

It’s all ages, kinda like field day,

Imagine the games that we will play.

We’ll have contests of brawn

and brains on the lawn

at Margaret Pace Park on the bay.

 

Now write down April 22nd

because that’s the day you’ll be beckoned.

It’s from 10 to 3

So RSVP

to join a team with pals or a friend.

WHAT’S NEW IN THE 305

Some news about Governor Scott,

who just announced his latest thought:

That he’d much rather be

Senator in D.C.

than down here where it’s humid and hot.

(Tampa Bay Times)

 

At Miami Worldcenter high rise

A developer is turning his eyes

to the future nonstop.

He’ll build a rooftop

where you can land a car that flies.

(The Real Deal)

 

He sat in traffic with a horde

of angry drivers in discord.

Parker Lake switched jobs

to bypass the mobs—

now he gets there by paddleboard.

(Miami Herald)

 

Brightline train struck a man on Sunday

on the tracks passing through Delray.

He’s the sixth to have died

(might’ve been suicide).

Everyone stay off the tracks, ok?

(Sun-Sentinel)

 

If you drive here you feel “fight or flight.”

But Miami was named “Least Uptight

City” in the US

based on (more or less)

hashtags that may not be quite right.

(Miami.com)

 

The rapper known as Cardi B

showed her baby bump on TV

But before that event

She hid in a tent

At club E11even Miami.

(Miami.com)

THAT’S ALL FOR TODAY.

Back to regularly scheduled programming tomorrow.

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